So, I know the Village Voice is a family newspaper and all, but this week's cover promoting Saturday's 10th annual Siren Festival left me a bit cold. Taking a look at it, one would presume that Ted Leo, Surfer Blood and Matt and Kim are all co-headlining. Not so: according to the official schedule, Toronto's Holy Fuck is in fact closing the Stillwell stage. Surfer Blood? They're on at 3pm. 

It's nice to see we all live in a city where freedom of the press is ardently defended as an inalienable right.